Hi my name is Brett and I live in Brooklyn New York. With the exception of that time I spent in a Mexican prison for male prostitution ( miss-communication, I was inquiring what the going local rate was for "RECEIVING" a BJ) and majoring in Lesbian Studies (I'm not a lesbian. I've just always been fascinated by the haircuts) I'm pretty much an average guy. For some reason funny things seem to always happen either to or around me as a journey in and out of the city for work. So, I decided to write about it.